This is to remind not to have sex.

briansayzz: dont have sex
itzj0hnnyb0ii: HAHAHAHAHA brian youve told me that more than enough
briansayzz: no i havent
briansayzz: i still need to tell you 100 more times
briansayzz: and then... x60 after that
itzj0hnnyb0ii: you better tell them 100 more times before i have sex though or it wount work
itzj0hnnyb0ii: just kidding brian i wount have sex dont come to my house right now and kill me
briansayzz: too late
briansayzz: im leaving right now
itzj0hnnyb0ii: NO!
itzj0hnnyb0ii: lol
briansayzz signed off at 11:31:36 PM.

A few very interesting things happened this week. First of all, last sunday which was the 10th of August I believe. I achieved my greatest victory yet. This is how the story begins. The day before I was resting peacefully with a friend over and his friend over as well. Until 7 am when a childish man named Brian Hahn awoke me. I was shocked. The only words I remembered was: watch out tomorrow. So the next night, I stayed up all night playing starcraft. Slowly as the sun started to rise. I created a decoy. I made my blankets look like I was asleep. Finally when I heard his car come into the drive way I grabbed my cup of water and waited. He then came into my room holding a cup of water himself. I gave him 10 seconds. Then hopped out of my closet and got him straight into the face. =D was the expression on my face as I enjoyed every millisecond of it. He then turned and glared at me. Then like a poor sport tackled me and abused me till finally admitting defeat. The End

Good times taking out the car. RIP i guess. The Car Crew (Kevin Monita Vincent and Me somtimes alexa kevin kim kevin saem roman and sokuntah too)
_Suicide Bridge
_Denny's sooo good
_Chalking Kevin Kim and Jessica
_Pasta made by Vincent
_Prisoned in Monita's house for 16-18 hours

The Imprisonment. This story begins with Vincent taking his car out. He picked us up and we all went to his house and chilled. He then had to take us home but we just decided to stay at Monita's house. So me and Kevin V stayed there and knocked out. We awoke 3-5 hours later and just stared at each other and thought about how gay it was to be at a girls house and lay in bed with another guy. We then just sat there till Monita provided us with a food supply. Then we took a shower and knocked out again. We then woke up 3-5 hours later again and had no idea how we were going to get home. Monita's sister offered to sneak out and drive us home but when we got into the car and tried to reverse it, it went foward and without the amazing brakes we would have crashed into the garage. We then went back into the house and waited about 2 hours and was just thinking of what we should do. The other downside was that it was raining. Finally we decided to leave the prison so me and Kevin V asked for an umbrella and walked. After a 30 minute journey we got to Kevin V's house and I just crashed there. The next morning Kevin's phone got disconnected by his parents. The End

The Night Crew (Brandon Joe and Me)
_Egging
_Trash
_TP
_Ding dong ditches
_Biking all the way to Monita's with Vincent
_Hot Tub

This story is hilarious. August 14. 12:00 AM. Me Joe and Brandon go out topless, shoeless and only shorts and towels. We walk to the closest apartment place and hop the fence and just lay in the hot tub. Then comes my cannonball. I look up and I see them climbing the fence again. I was thinking what the heck? So we all ran. (I still don't know what we ran from..) Brandon said he heard something. Joe who was running two times as fast as us trips. He rolls 3 times and gets back up and starts running again. Me and Brandon just started laughing histarically. When we got back to my place Joe looked like he got raped. He got scraped on both his hands and elbows. One of his leg and knee and allllll over his back. Oh my god. That is all I can say and PWNED. The End

This week was something man. We went egging on friday till 3 with 120 eggs. i dont think it was enough. i was just getting started hahaha. Me Randy Brandon Louis and Ben. oh yea dont forget the driver Tina. anyways after that the next day we partied woohoo. morrison helen and joyce stoped by to say hi too.

the past 2 days was .... crazy.... first of all its the middle of april and it snowed more then ever. our bus got stuck 2 feet from our stop hahahaha. i felt bad for the bus driver. also we lost electricity and ran out side topless in the snow, made snow angels in boxers, mooned passing cars, throw snowballs at windows, shake trees while everyone is underneeth, walk into some scary property looking for fire wood so we can make noodles in our back yard. all at 12 am - 3 am. 

Then the next day we went to bellvue and talked to models. and told each one that they were our favorite. went to red robins and i called a waitress over with eye contact only. im good =] i swear i did. the best looking waitress too. we asked the waitress for water made with love and hate, we asked her y all the waitress's all had nice butts, i showed her my go T, and flirted more. then we bussed back to lynnwood. but got stuck at the mall because it was the last bus and asked a mexican guy for a ride who took 1 illegal u turn passed 1 red light went the wrong way into the freeway then finally made it home. then i snuck in 3 friends 1 being a girl. then we went to sleep.

that was my 2 days of crazy weird experiences. 

Today was pretty coooool =]